5 Reasons Why I'm Allergic to Girls

I'm a girl but I have a confession to make: I can't stand girls---not all girls--just most girls who act like... "girls". 

REASON #1: "Girls" only see cute/handsome/hot guys
When a group of girls enter a room or a place, one of them immediately scans the room for cute/handsome/hot guys. once one spots a guy like that, that girl will whisper and giggle to her friends. "Hey look! That guy over there in a blue shirt is cute, right?!" "Hottie alert!" They will say something pretty much along those lines. And they will disrupt the silence of the place whispering about that guy, wondering what his name is, if he has a girlfriend etc. They will not notice anyone else.

Perhaps, their Mr. Right is just next to them, sitting or standing silently, but they will never know.

REASON #2 "Girls" talk too much about fashion, clothes, and more stupid things like make-up.

Long hours of their pathetic girl lives are spent on talking about the new make-up they saw at the mall, about the lip gloss their friend/fiend is wearing, the clothes on sale, new shoes and so on. When one of these girls buy a new blouse or bag, the other girls will go coo over it endlessly, spending an unnecessary amount of time making a fuss over a stupid bag/shirt/shoe.

While they are busy dolling up and thinking of ways to look fashionable, God knows what useful things their brains actually have for them to survive life.

REASON #3 "Girls" sometimes talk about their delusions way too much.

Anyway, whether the met their crush's eyes by accident, it's sure that they'd be assuming a whole lot of things and imagining all scenarios that leads to a beautiful daydream of them marrying their crush and having children. The sad thing is that, they have to tell their friends about that. And of course their friends would fuel that up. 

I just think it's unhealthy. Especially when they let other people hear their pathetic conversation and shrill giggles.

REASON #4 "Girls" don't really talk to girls who aren't like them.

Probably because other than their delusions and obsession about boys, fashion and make-up... they don't know anything else and would probably be useless in an intellectual, worthwhile talk.

They won't really talk to people who aren't dressed like them and so they have no chance to redeem themselves from the way I am thinking of them right now.

REASON#5 "Girls" get frustrated from not being in a relationship.

And all they can think of is getting into a relationship. Oh please. 

Of course there I guys who are like this too.

Girls and guys alike who think this way needs bad scolding. Being in a relationship means loving a person and not doing a show-and-tell that you have a girlfriend/boyfriend. Being single doesn't mean you're ugly and unlikable. So please stop posting selfies with oh-so-dramatic captions of you on facebook at a rate of 100 selfies per day because that's not going to get you a boyfriend. 

Improve yourself before you get into a relationship. Think about what you want to have in life.

Sadly, most girls wouldn't take this advice and brand me as "serious" and old-fashioned. They will also continue doing all the girl things they do and annoy the frog out of me.

October's End: Nothing Much

Family DAE. Daehyun day.

So I went with my cousins for the Family Day. It took forever. In the afternoon, my cousin and I stayed at the Narra benches and started talking about all sorts of random things. We took pictures, most had my cousin eating in it, and got a little shameless. Haha. I "posed" twice on the bench, got caught by some students the second time and I almost felt shame. Nevertheless, we still took the picture.

We were really just waiting for everything to be over when we saw this 2-colored cat. We followed it down the stairs. Sadly, it entered the cat hole---it turned out to be a "pusang kanal". We attempted to look for other holes where the tube or whatever led, but we couldn't find one. We went back to the gym and ate pizza.

We went to places where people didn't hang out much before we saw the cat again. The cat headed to the "umbrellas" so we climbed the wall that separated the path and the umbrella area. I didn't think I could climb that. It felt awesome.

While I waited for my cousin to climb the wall, I followed the cat, the annoying cat that escaped to the parking lot by passing under the metal fence. My cousin finally caught up to me and I tried going under the metal fence. Guess what? My head and legs could fit in. Therefore, I could have gone under that and I could have chased the cat to the parking lot. Of course I didn't go under the fence lol. There were people on the other side, including the guards and some parents coming in by car.