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私は駄目ツナです。Nowhere girl. ISFJ personality type.
Showing posts with label Rants. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rants. Show all posts

Friday, November 29, 2013

5 Reasons Why I'm Allergic to Girls

I'm a girl but I have a confession to make: I can't stand girls---not all girls--just most girls who act like... "girls"

REASON #1: "Girls" only see cute/handsome/hot guys
When a group of girls enter a room or a place, one of them immediately scans the room for cute/handsome/hot guys. once one spots a guy like that, that girl will whisper and giggle to her friends. "Hey look! That guy over there in a blue shirt is cute, right?!" "Hottie alert!" They will say something pretty much along those lines. And they will disrupt the silence of the place whispering about that guy, wondering what his name is, if he has a girlfriend etc. They will not notice anyone else.

Perhaps, their Mr. Right is just next to them, sitting or standing silently, but they will never know.

REASON #2 "Girls" talk too much about fashion, clothes, and more stupid things like make-up.
Long hours of their pathetic girl lives are spent on talking about the new make-up they saw at the mall, about the lip gloss their friend/fiend is wearing, the clothes on sale, new shoes and so on. When one of these girls buy a new blouse or bag, the other girls will go coo over it endlessly, spending an unnecessary amount of time making a fuss over a stupid bag/shirt/shoe.

While they are busy dolling up and thinking of ways to look fashionable, God knows what useful things their brains actually have for them to survive life.

REASON #3 "Girls" sometimes talk about their delusions way too much.
Anyway, whether the met their crush's eyes by accident, it's sure that they'd be assuming a whole lot of things and imagining all scenarios that leads to a beautiful daydream of them marrying their crush and having children. The sad thing is that, they have to tell their friends about that. And of course their friends would fuel that up. 

I just think it's unhealthy. Especially when they let other people hear their pathetic conversation and shrill giggles.

REASON #4 "Girls" don't really talk to girls who aren't like them.
Probably because other than their delusions and obsession about boys, fashion and make-up... they don't know anything else and would probably be useless in an intellectual, worthwhile talk.

They won't really talk to people who aren't dressed like them and so they have no chance to redeem themselves from the way I am thinking of them right now.

REASON#5 "Girls" get frustrated from not being in a relationship.
And all they can think of is getting into a relationship. Oh please. 
Of course there I guys who are like this too.

Girls and guys alike who think this way needs bad scolding. Being in a relationship means loving a person and not doing a show-and-tell that you have a girlfriend/boyfriend. Being single doesn't mean you're ugly and unlikable. So please stop posting selfies with oh-so-dramatic captions of you on facebook at a rate of 100 selfies per day because that's not going to get you a boyfriend. 

Improve yourself before you get into a relationship. Think about what you want to have in life.

Sadly, most girls wouldn't take this advice and brand me as "serious" and old-fashioned. They will also continue doing all the girl things they do and annoy the frog out of me.

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Rants on Papers: I want to study for the TOPIK nao.

I MUST DEFEAT HER!

So I must memorize all of the vocabs, study the past TOPIKs and watch a lot of shows, study a lot of songs. How many days 'til the next TOPIK? 몰라. My Korean is as terrible as ever, 근데 포기 안 할거야! The "her" I'm referring to is someone with a korean blog, she's taking the TOPIK on the 20th.

AND FRAPPE.

I thought the papers were over, that the ordeal's over. This was supposed to be a group work but though some have done their small parts, the paper doesn't have a single thing yet. And the ones assigned for the paper didn't even assign anyone for a body. Seriously what paper doesn't have a body *flips tables*. And so with that it isn't over. I have to go to work tomorrow, and I have to do stuff for my second job too. Deadline's also on Wednesday. 젠장. Delegated work but everyone---almost everyone has vanished into oblivion.

In the end, I've volunteered to do a part of the discussion too. *flips human beings*

Anyway I'll cram this Tuesday night. Everything.

Ugh I want to study for the TOPIK! jaskldjalskjalaaa

Monday, January 7, 2013

Rant on Shoujo Mangas



I just turned thirteen. I must fall in love ♥.



Those kind of lines, pisses me. Anything similar to those, it be "I just entered high school". Although one of the mangas which will always be one of my favorites, "Koukou Debut" or "High School Debut" had a lead character who wanted to be feminine and get a boyfriend in the beginning of the story, I am dis-gus-ted by any shoujo manga that begins with that. Not to mention the HUGE shoujo-manga eyes that have millions of stars in them.


When looking for a manga to read, I read the synopsis. Most of the time, I am repelled by those few sentences. "Girl A will fall in love with the most popular boy in school but what about Girl B, who is Girl A's best friend who is.... yada yada, blahblah." Seriously. Can't we be a little creative here?



Second: Lead characters who can't choose between two guys.


It's an accepted fact that someone will get friendzoned, so it's not a big deal. One of the mangas I've read (which I regret reading), "Gentlemen's Alliance Cross", had this lead character saying "I will marry them both!". What the fudge.




Third: They're Everywhere.

Specially ecchi ones. I am honestly allergic to ecchi, girls doing disgusting poses, trying to be cute / seductive. Not cute.  (I've read a few, years ago, I was bored).


So, what do I like?

My favorite genre would be "gender bender", I've read almost all non-ecchi / smut / hentai and non-yaoi/yuri/shounenai/shoujoai gender bender mangas and manhuas. Next would be comedy. Majority of the mangas I've read are shoujo mangas. Only a few remains in my heart. And yes, you read that right. I don't read yaoi/yuri/shounenai/shoujoai. Grossgusting, as Coraline would say. We have our own preferences. I'm just telling you crazy fangirls, ME NO GUSTA.



Anyway, manga calls! じゃね~!